Category Archives: Hollywood

#11: start a gossip site

Two words, three letters: Harvey Levin’s TMZ

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#9: tell jokes

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Tired of being the butt of stupid lawyer jokes?  How about these classics:

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: What’s the diff between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz full of lawyers?
A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Get revenge. Please!

Lawyer/Comedian Karen Bergreen insists that being a lawyer helps her as a comedian. She says that writing a joke is similar to writing a legal argument, except “in comedy, you take a set of facts and you come up with a conclusion that’s, hopefully, unexpected or funny.”

Need another joke to get you riled up?
Q: How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a photo?
A: Just say, “Fees!”

#7: work in the mailroom

Get a gig in the mailroom at one of the world’s largest talent agencies. Albeit, you’ll have to take a pay cut (yes, minimum wage), and vie for that promotion against the early-twenty-somethings, but its a small price to pay to become a Hollywood big-shot.

And yes, its just like Entourage, so watch closely.

Give it a shot… We did.

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