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#5: follow the blagojevich road to stardom

Consider following former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich’s road to stardom:
First law school and a short stint practicing law. Next, use that law degree (and a little help from your influential father-in-law) to get into politics; then drum up some scandal with federal corruption charges. With that, television producers will be eating out of the palm of your hand.

Finally (at last, my lonely days are over!), reality TV success as a contestant on “I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here” in sunny Costa Rica, pending approval from a federal judge, of course. Blagojevich a celebrity? Really?

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#1: become president of the united states

Yes you can.  26 of 44 US presidents have law degrees.  Are they practicing law? Nope.