#4: pose for playboy

Pose for Playboy, write a column for Playboy.com, then put that law degree in overdrive by filing a $4.5M suit against Playboy for sexual harrassment.

Why not? She did: www.corrifetman.com.

Check out her ad campaign.


#3: take a job as a paralegal

Oh wait…Nevermind. You definitely aren’t qualified or knowledgeable enough for that.

#2: go back to school


After 13 years of grade school, 4 years of undergrad, the optional 2 years to get a Masters in anything that’ll look good on the law school application, 3 years of law school and hopefully 1 summer of studying for the 3 day California bar examination, you are obviously good at something.

Studying? No problem. Socratic method? Down pat. Why not continue to defer those loans and get brand new ones? MBA anyone? How about a Doctorate in Jewish History?

Why not stop the madness, quit billing those hours, be your own boss and proclaim: “don’t pay me, I’ll pay you.”

photo from www.brownnyc.org

#1: become president of the united states

Yes you can.  26 of 44 US presidents have law degrees.  Are they practicing law? Nope.